Template notice: These policies are starting templates. Have a licensed attorney review and finalize them before going live, especially given age-restricted, in-store pickup operations.

Terms of Service

Last updated: 2026

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing or using this website you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. If you do not agree, do not use the site.

2. Products & Eligibility

Our online store sells legal novelty items only. We do not sell tobacco, vaping, nicotine, or related consumable products online. In-store pickup reservations are available only to adults aged 21 or older, who must present valid government-issued identification at the time of pickup.

3. Orders & Payment

Online orders are processed and paid through Stripe. Pickup reservations are not charged online and must be paid in person at the selected store. We reserve the right to refuse or cancel any order.

4. Pricing & Availability

Prices and availability are subject to change without notice. In the event of a pricing error, we may cancel the affected order.

5. Limitation of Liability

To the maximum extent permitted by law, the company is not liable for indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from use of the site or products.

6. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the state in which the business operates, without regard to conflict-of-law principles.

[Attorney review required: dispute resolution, arbitration, indemnification, and jurisdiction-specific clauses.]